Once you have sucessfully found all your items you are then unleashed on the cashiers. In my case, since I go early in the morning the cashiers are lifers (lifers = cashiers working at the same grocery store 15+ years).
If you get into a Lifer's line you are pretty much FUCKED and DOOMED FOR THE NEXT 10 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE! As they scan each item they say it out loud, and then try to guess with a sure fire confidence what your are planning to cook: "oh you have broccoli and cream cheese, I bet you are making casserole!" So now the otherwise quick-scan, bag, cash out process can take upwards of 10 minutes.
After you have forked over your coupons, savings club card, hard earned cash and your patience you are handed a winning pile of receipts, more coupons and told to have a nice day. I CALL BULLSHIT -- Oh well a grocery shopping I will go!
Oh Well, Here is this week's menu!