FAT BITCH DOWN!!!
FAT BITCH IN DISTRESS !!!
I was in distress today the thought of a yummy burrito bowl plagued my mind, tugged at my debit card and almost carried me to the food court in my building at work. My Co-Worker stopped me! I think her exact words were "Eat your Turkey Burger... or whatever that is you made and be happy." But I am still having a fucking food attack like RIGHT NOW. I want it all. So I decided to EAT ALLL THIS SHIT ... With my eyes... Have some?
Ah, whew! Thank #DietJesus For Pictures of Food! I'm Super Full!