Omigosh, JOSH!!!

Meet Omigosh Josh -- he is the newest person in my kick ass fight to lose weight and get healthy lifestyle.   And right now as I type Josh the Trainer's name is being adorned with four letter words, as my arms legs and butt are achy.  I have never taken this sort of beating from anyone!  And here I am letting Mr. Omigosh Josh teach me to abuse myself First the Arms, then the Legs, and lastly Cardio capping off with a cool down. Are you kidding me? After just our second "date" his sweet smile is starting to look more like a sinister grin.   Well like most everything else, I have dove into this with my all.  But really after just two days I feel even better than I have over the past 65.  Having remembered to eat breakfast every morning has not yet been a problem this week because I am famished when I wake up.  Lunch which has never been a challenge is sensible, because I know after work I will have to snack on something before I go for my evening rendezvous with Omigosh Josh!

With today being Wednesday I am prepared to don the spandex and pose for my close up!  I am unstoppable, I am woman, I am fearless oh and I don't think I will be breaking up with Josh anytime soon.

Xoxo,

BG

The Spandex Saga Continues...

Its Wicked Wednesday, and the Spandex Saga continues.  I have vowed to put on as much spandex as possible without being all Jenna Jamisoneach Wednesday to gauge my body reshaping.  I cannot believe how much better I look!  So without further ado, may I present this week's #SpandexSaga:

 

 

Oh my gosh, I didn't realize how far I have come.  Well can I get a HELL YEAH (( Rock Concert Voice)).  I am now officially unstoppable!!!!

Xoxo,

BG

Spandex ALL Spandex!

Psyching myself up to put on these damn spandex pants was about as easy as convincing Hannibal Lecter that he should be Vegan! With the clock quickly bringing day 52 of my new lifestyle to an end I knew I had to do it, it is Wednesday after all.  And what is this change without consistency?  So I mentally prepared myself by drinking a cocktail of 2 tsp. of Apple Cider Vinegar in 16 oz of Ice water hoping to burn some last minute fat.  Hell who am I kidding?  Yeah this shit was really that hard!

Well, just so I don't get to cocky I put on these spandex pants each week for a dose of reality.  It is one thing to take countless pics of myself in all of my former big ass clothes falling off me; but it is another thing all together to get as close to naked without being a porn star and showing it all off -- My six pack of love handles, and kegger tummy cannot hide in spandex.

So much to my surprise I didn't look to shitty, hell I am sure Hannibal Lecter is licking his chops right now, at the new leaner cut of Me.  But still I can do better. #PushingOn

Xoxo,

BG