I Ate ALL THIS ... (with my eyes)

FOOD CRAVING ALERT!!! 
     
     FAT BITCH DOWN!!!
           
            FAT BITCH IN DISTRESS !!!

I was in distress today the thought of a yummy burrito bowl plagued my mind, tugged at my debit card and almost carried me to the food court in my building at work.  My Co-Worker stopped me!  I think her exact words were "Eat your Turkey Burger... or whatever that is you made and be happy."  But I am still having a fucking food attack like RIGHT NOW.  I want it all.  So I decided to EAT ALLL THIS SHIT ... With my eyes... Have some?

BURP!

Ah, whew! Thank #DietJesus For Pictures of Food!  I'm Super Full!

Xoxo,

BG